I really do have a breakfast recipe for you, a low-gluten Kabocha cake made in the Japanese style. But this morning I woke from a very, very vivid dream of being given a tour of a faerie city. A tour by train, carriage, and canal boat, no less--I was never permitted to actually set foot in the city. But I remember the layout, and most of what I was told on the tour, and spent the morning furiously typing it up so I wouldn't forget.
It was called Zurin, although that's a phonetic spelling--I sort of remember it being written like Zeurin, except the e and the u were joined, like œ is a joined a and e. But I don't think that actually happens in American english. Only in faerie english, I guess.
Anyway, I wanted to share my write-up with you. It's raw and unpolished, for which I apologize, but it you could hack into my brain and see the beautiful images that linger there, you'd understand why I had to commit what little I could to paper. Later if I have time, I'll sketch out a rough map, and add that to this post.
Archive for January 2016
Pinch Me
You know those expressions? The phrases we see and hear so often, we don't even recognize them as cliché's? I'm mainly referring to the ones that express strong emotion, like, "Took my breath away," or "broke my heart." They're turns of phrase unique to a culture and language, and those who live within that culture and use that language are exposed - I dare say, inundated - from an early age. The result? We don't even hear them anymore, our ears/eyes skim over them and we instantly know what they mean, as though they were a well-known word.
Yes, these! |
What a novel might look like if it was nothing BUT clichéd expressions. |
Now, when I read these phrases, my mind no longer skims over them as clichés. Rather, they ring a deep and powerful truth within me, summoning a strong empathy that draws me closer to the characters. I still use them sparingly as a writer. But I'll never think of them the same way. Has that ever happened to you? Do you have "clichés" that are, for you, powerful and honest depictions?
Vampires vs. Werewolves: Monster Mash-up!
During my panel at Ohayocon, an audience member asked a really great question: when, precisely, did the vampires/lycanthrope eternal grudge match originate? It made me sit up and blink. Oh yeah, when did that start? Because it's so common nowadays, it feels like it's as old as ghost stories themselves.
I did a little digging. According to Wikipedia, in Greece an improperly killed werewolf could return from the grave as a vampire. And in Serbia, the word vulkodlac refers to vampires and werewolves alike. So...family in-fighting? I turned this over to my friend and podcast co-host Camela Thompson. She one of those great paranormal novelists who does a ton of research, to make her fiction sound as convincing as possible. Despite a crazy schedule, she put in the time and effort compose this guest post on the topic. Enjoy!
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2744226 |
I didn't know what an Empusa was, either. Apparently, this is what they look like. -Z.D. |
"Bisclavet" is an epic poem written in 12th century France, telling the story of a baron cursed with lycanthropy. His wife double-crosses him and his beloved king almost kills him during a hunt. It's got a happy ending, though. -Z.D. |
Oh, Hey, A Con!
I had soooo much fun at Ohayocon 2016!!!! There is no happiness like the glee of being a nerd in a sea of nerds doing nerdy things in all of our nerdy gloriousness!
A crowd shot while waiting for the Cosplay Expo to begin. Just seeing so many people in costume makes me smile! |
But the highlight for me was presenting my first ever Con panel, "From Jiangshi to Alucard: Vampires East & West!" I had so much fun sharing all the information I'd researched, and my audience was awesome. They asked great questions, offered fascinating insight, and cracked me up with some of their comments! I have to offer a major thank-you to all for giving me a serious presenter's high.
1) When did the famous vampyre vs. lycanthrope grudge match begin? Is it purely a fictional tool developed by writers in the last century, or does it have roots in older vampire lore?
I forwarded this question to my good friend and podcast co-host, Camela Thompson. Since she writes paranormal thrillers, she's very familiar with the vampire/werewolf tensions, and she agreed to look into it further. She'll share her findings in a guest post on my blog in a week or so.
2) What's with the connection between rabbits and vampires in Japan?
I'll confess, this question threw me. In my 60+ hours of vampire anime/mange consumption in the last few months I can't say I came across a single rabbit reference. Which makes me wonder if I wasted my time watching and reading all the wrong stuff. After the panel an audience member came up and suggested it may have to do with a Chinese legend about the rabbit stirring the cauldron in the moon. I'm going to dig a little deeper, and I should have a full answer on my blog by the end of the month.
Do I look like I know what I'm talking about? Great! |
Oh, and I am always open to suggestions!
*With the possible exception of my multiple trips waiting for the Room of Holding to open. The fact that it was never available when we needed it inspired Carly to re-name it the Room of Requirement. It was probably closed so often because staff were trying to empty out the alarming number of chamberpots.
**I just realized I literally took candy from a stranger. It seems I retain zero of the life-lessons drilled into me during childhood. Was Pedobear at the Con? Apparently I should have gone up and hugged him. Next time, I guess.
The Vampire Broodometer Revisited
I made up my mind to do a panel for Ohayocon 2016 about three days after Ohayocon 2015 came to an end. But it wasn't until Camela and I started getting ramped up for our podcast that I hit on a topic: vampires. It was perfect. They're a fiction staple that never seems to lose momentum in either the U.S., or Japan. There are tons of TV shows, movies, and (best of all) anime featuring vampires, ranging from the spell-binding to the flat-out horrible. And best of all, I am perfectly content watching all of the above.
Or, you can just call it the Vampire Broodometer for shorthand. I developed this tool based on some basic principals, starting with these dictionary definitions of the adjective "brooding:" showing deep unhappiness of thoughtl preoccupied with depressing, morbid, or painful memories or thoughts. So that becomes my primary characteristic; if a vampire doesn't fit this basic dictionary definition, there's no point in applying the UDPI. If he* does, however, then the following pseudo-psychological assessment becomes a useful tool for easy comparisons between moody, undead bloodsuckers.
A completed UDPI score appears as a string of letters and numbers in three sections, separated by slashes. For example: 2005/SGAP/4. That may look complicated at first, but it's actually pretty straightforward. Let me break it down for you:
SECTION ONE: ASSESSMENT CHRONOLOGY
The first part of the code is the year the measurement was taken. Vampires live a long time, after all, and their psychological states are changeable. So our example score of 2005/SGAP/4 indicates that the assessment of the vampire's broodiness was taken in the year 2005.
Angelus from the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel" TV series is a perfect example of how a vampire's level and expression of broodiness can change over time.
SECTION TWO: DEPRESSIVE TRAIT SCALE
The second section of the score is a series of four letters. I based this section of the assessment off the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, or MBTI. Before your eyes glaze over, let me point that you've probably taken at least part of this personality "test" before, because they're a popular tool for career assessment in high school. It assesses four key personality traits, namely: Extroversion/Introversion. Sensing/Intuition, Thinking/Feeling, and Judging/Perceiving. The results are coded in four letters, such as: ENFJ. Sound familiar?
Ok, except our UDPI assessed four key Broodiness factors:
Sad/Mad - Whether the vampire's emotional baseline is primarily melancholy or angry.
Isolated/Grouped - Does the vampire typically live alone, or with others?
Obsessive/Avoidant - Vampire brooding tends to fixate on an individual, either living or dead (or undead). This section of the assessment measures whether the vampire hangs around things that remind him of the individual, or prefers to distance himself.
Pacifist/Violent - A brooding vampire is usually either penitent or vengeful. Or both. This may express itself in self-denial and pacifism, or through aggressive acts in the name of justice. Or both. But the primary state at the time of the assessment is to be recorded in the score.
These traits are assessed through questions, with five questions per section. As you go through, circle the answer you believe is the best fit (go with your gut if you're on the fence). Then tally your answers. The letter selected most often within the section indicates your final answer.
Go ahead, pick a vampire and give it a try!
Sad/Mad - To determine the vampire's emotional baseline as melancholy or angry.
1. When the vampire develops romantic attraction to someone, is he more likely to express this through:
S: Stalking and cryptic messages, or
M: killing the enemies of said love interest?
2. When the vampire is rejected by a love interest, is he more likely to respond by:
S: isolating himself somewhere dramatic, or
M: going out and committing acts of violence?
3. During free time, is the vampire in question more likely to:
S: read books, or
M: hunt or train for combat?
4. When the vampire is drinking blood directly from a human, is his facial expression more likely to denote:
S: revulsion and sadness, or
M: desperate ferocity?
5. When fighting against mortal enemies, which of the following verbalizations is the vampire more likely to utter?
S: Poignant insights, spoken in a quiet voice?
M: Pointed, witty threats offered in a growling tone?
Isolated/Grouped - Does the vampire typically dwell alone or with others?
1. Is it not uncommon for the vampire allow other individuals to sleep with him in his coffin?
I: No.
G: Yes.
2. Does the vampire reside in a building where other beings - mortal or otherwise - also reside, who welcome the vampire's presence?
I: No.
G: Yes.
3.When the vampire changes residences, do other vampires move with him?
I: No.
G: Yes.
4. Does the vampire keep moving around in order to avoid being found by others?
I: Yes.
G: No.
5. Is the vampire still tied in daily service to his Maker/Master?
I: No.
G: Yes.
Obsessive/Avoidant - Vampire brooding tends to fixate on an individual; for convenience, we will refer to this person as the Object Of Fixation, or "OOF" from hereon out. This section of the assessment measures whether the vampire hangs around that individual (or, if said individual is dead, hangs around the grave, or places that remind him of the deceased), or prefers to distance himself, physically and/or mentally.
1. Does the vampire currently reside on a different continent than that where his OOF was last seen?
O: No.
A: Yes.
2. Does the vampire carry reminders of his OOF with him, such as photographs, handkerchiefs, locks of hair, dry and crumbling bones, etc?
O: Yes.
A: No.
3. Does the vampire regularly visit his OOF's place of residence while is OOF is asleep without the OOF's knowledge (otherwise known as "stalking")?
O: Yes.
A: No.
4. Has the vampire at any point deliberately sought out other beings who resemble his OOF, either as prey or company?
O: Yes.
A: No.
5. If the OOF has told the vampire s/he no longer wants to see him, and later gets into some kind of danger, does the vampire:
O: Disregard the OOF's desires and run to her/his defense, bracing himself for the dramatic scene likely to follow, or
A: Determinedly stay away, fists clenched, staring fixedly at nothing?
Pacifist/Violent - Is the vampire primarily penitent and self-denying, or vengeful in the name of justice.
1. Does the vampire's diet consist primarily or human blood from live humans (willing or no)?
P: No.
V: Yes.
2. When the vampire feeds from living humans, does he usually:
P: Leave them alive using his vampire powers to somehow heal/hypnotize the victim into tranquil forgetfulness, or
V: Drain the victim to their death, and then dispose of the body in a dramatic location?
3. Does the vampire's daily life mainly consist of:
P: Academic, political, or otherwise peaceful pursuits to further the well-being of all living animated beings?
V: Relentlessly hunting down the wicked, and protecting those who cannot or will not fight for themselves?
4. When selecting humans for blood consumption, does the vampire:
P: Only feed off of criminals or other socially abhorrent persons, turning his hateful appetite into a tool for good (despite the flavor), or
V: Choose victims who tantalize his superior senses, providing the most personal satisfaction?
5. When confronted by a violent enemy, is the vampire's first response to:
P: Use the power of words in an attempt to find a resolution where nobody gets hurt, preferably in a win/win scenario, or
V: Fight with all the hateful powers he possesses and attempt to destroy his enemy quickly?
The last part of our results code is a number from 0 to 10, which indicates the inspiration for the over-all level of broodiness. Don’t be fooled by a low number—remember we’ve already determined that this vampire is brooding, it’s only a question of how much he’s got to brood about! This number can be calculated by tallying the “yes” answers from the following questions:
Did the vampire in question…
Louis, from Anne Rice’s classic novel Interview with the Vampire: 1976/SIAV/5
Angel, from Joss Whedon’s brilliant TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s associated TV and comic spin-offs: 1999/SISV/5 and 2004/MGAV/6
Edward, from the undeniably popular Twilight series: 2007/SGAP/2
Kaname, from the quintessential anime and manga Vampire Knight: 2005/SGSP/4
"When somebody says he's talking to God, he's talking to me. Or, talking to himself."
And now Alan Rickman. So far, 2016 has not been kind to brilliant British artists age 69.
I've been a huge fan of Alan Rickman ever since "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves," where he played a frankly perfect Hollywood villain. I keep hearing on the news that he was "best known for his role as Professor Severus Snape in the 'Harry Potter' film series," or that his best role was in 'Truly, Madly, Deeply.' However, my all-time favorite role for Rickman was undoubtedly The Metatron from the Kevin Smith film, "Dogma."
"You people. If it's not in a Charlton Heston movie, it's not worth knowing." |
Ohayocon starts today! I'm so stoked I don't know what to say. Except there is no way I'm missing the "Hearts As Strong As Ponies" panel--talk about the perfect opportunity for hard, fast Con immersion!
My Baby's fun had gone, and left my Baby blue....
David Bowie passed away last Sunday. He was a rock icon, one of the great alternative music geniuses of the late 20th century. To be honest, about half of his songs annoyed the hell out of me*, but just because I don't enjoy something doesn't mean I can't recognize and even appreciate the artistry. Besides, the other half of his music was some of my favorite.
I wanted to salute this genius by watching "The Labyrinth" (of course). My husband nixed this idea. Apparently, the movie traumatized him as a child, and he's just not ready to confront those demons. So instead we drank a toast and listened to one of Bowie's most ingenious works, "I'm Afraid of Americans."
*Especially "All The Young Dudes"--I hate that song, and the more it gets stuck in my head, the more I hate it!
**If you say "the outfits," I'm going to disown you.
Con Snacks Coming Up: Onigiri
Kind of a loosey-goosey recipe this week; I'm so busy prepping for Ohayocon that I'm mainly eating leftovers and large batches of clean-out-the-cupboard soup.* But if I think this weekend is crazy, next weekend - when the Con is in full swing - is going to be even crazier! I purchased my three-day pass last summer, and I plan to be on-site and geeking out as much as possible from 4pm Friday to 5pm Sunday.
And, of course, I'll be hosting two panels: one on vampire culture in anime, and another on the most brilliant science minds among fictional anime females. Hope to see you there!
Now there is food to be purchased at the convention center, but it tends to be of the over-priced, highly processed variety. There are some really excellent restaurants within a two-block radius of the convention center, too, but they will be crowded with long wait times. So the answer is to bring as much of my own food as possible. I like snacks that can sit at room temperature and don't have a lot of packaging, so I will have some home-blend trail mix and green apples in my pockets. And, since I'll definitely be in a Japanese mood, I'll be bringing onigiri!
Classic onigiri. But just for fun, type "onigiri" into Google Image search, and take a look at some of the cute and creative designs people come up with! |
Surprise! This one had a tuna salad filling. Since I hate mayo, I would *never* do this. But you can, if you want to. |
Z.D.'s Easy Fried Tofu
Ingredients:
1 large block extra-firm tofu, drained and pressed**
2 Tablespoons soy sauce
2 teaspoons rice vinegar or mirin
1/4 teaspoon sesame oil
1 garlic clove
1/4 tsp minced ginger
2 Tablespoons cooking oil (I like olive oil)
Directions:
- While tofu is draining, combine all ingredients except cooking oil in a sandwich-size tupperware container with a water-tight lid. Put on the lid, and shake vigorously to combine. Set aside.
- Place tofu block on a level cutting board. With a sharp knife, halve the block horizontally to create two long rectangles. Slice crosswise into 1/4 inch slices.
This is about the thinness you're going for. |
- In a large, nonstick skillet, heat the oil over medium-high heat. When just shimmering, remove the tofu from the marinade and lay pieces flat in the oil, reserving leftover marinade. Cook without stirring until golden brown and slightly crisp, about 8 - 10 minutes. Flip pieces over and cook until golden brown and slightly crisp on the other side, about 5 minutes.
- At this point, you can toss this tofu into stir-fry, fried rice, curry, or keep it on hand to munch for a high-protein snack. To make onigiri, remove from heat and allow tofu to cool until comfortable to handle. Mince, and place minced tofu back into marinade box to absorb any remaining marinade. Set aside and prepare sushi rice.
Z.D.'s Preferred Sushi Rice Preparation
Ingredients:
2 Cups water
1 & 1/2 Cup uncooked sushi rice, thoroughly rinsed and drained
1 Tablespoon unseasoned rice vinegar
1/2 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp kosher salt
Directions:
- In a medium saucepan, bring the water just to a boil. Add in the polished rice, cover with a lid, and decrease stove heat to the lowest possible setting. After 14 minutes of the covered pan sitting on this low heat, turn heat off entirely. Let covered rice sit off-heat for another 14 minutes.
- Meanwhile, stir together the remaining ingredients until sugar and salt are dissolved. When rice is done, remove the lid and stir the vinegar mixture into the rice. Let cool uncovered for about 5 minutes, then begin onigiri assembly.
This really is easiest to stir with a rice paddle, but a quality wooden spoon works Ok. Don't get frustrated if your rice is sticky--it's SUPPOSED to be sticky! |
Z.D.'s Simple Tofu Onigiri
makes 6 stuffed rice balls
Ingredients:
1 Tablespoon cool water
1 teaspoon rice vinegar
1 batch sushi rice (see recipe above)
1 batch minced fried tofu (see recipe above)
1 large strip pickled ginger, shredded (optional)
6 strips of nori
Black sesame seeds and/or dried salmon flakes, optional
Directions:
- In a small bowl, whisk together the water and vinegar. Set aside. Line another small bowl (like a cereal bowl) with plastic wrap, with at least one inch over-hang in all directions.
- Divide the rice into 6 equal portions. Spoon one portion into the plastic-lined bowl. Wet your fingertips with the water-vinegar mixture, and press the rice down into an even layer up the sides, a little less than 1/2 inch thick. This will create a sort of curved rice pancake.
- Place a spoonful of the minced tofu into the middle of the rice. Add a few pieces of shredded pickled ginger, if using. Gather the plastic wrap and use it to fold the edges of your rice pancake over the filling. Gently press the rice through the plastic wrap to make a firmly shaped rice ball (tradition calls for a soft triangle shape, about 1.5 inches thick).
I borrowed this from Michelle's Tiny Kitchen, which has some great recipes and really good instructional photos. |
Some people like to mix the toppings into the rice, but I like the classic look of the sprinkle outside. |
Wrap each rice ball loosely in plastic and refrigerate until ready to eat--you can make these up to three days in advance. They're a staple in bento (Japanese box lunches), and they make a nice afternoon snack. For a light meal, I recommend serving them with miso soup, seaweed salad, and some fresh fruit.
As for me? Next Saturday, look for a woman in a black top hat sitting somewhere along the wall in the Columbus Convention Center, munching rice balls between 11am and 12noon. I'll probably be with somebody cos-playing as Suzuno from "The Devil Is A Part-Timer." And if you bring me mochi or dango, I might just trade.
Will trade savory for sweet! |
*Which, now that I think about it, would make a good blog entry...but another time.
**Not sure how to do that? Lay your tofu on a cutting board and raise one end about a half inch (I use a jar lid). Put a plate on the tofu, and top with a small weight (I use an apple). Let the tofu rest as the water is pressed out (you may want to put paper towels under the lower end of the cutting board). You should let the tofu drain this way at least 45 minutes--I like to let it drain for an hour.